“It’s time for a wax. Just a clean up. I’m growing them out.” - me to a friend while looking at my house “Uh you mean you need to trim the vines? Or are you talking about your brows?”- friend “vines are to houses what body hair is to people.” - me // 📷 @champagneandmacaroons
impromptu poll: if you had to choose between A. marble floors, B. a pewter free-standing bath tub, C. floor to ceiling black trimmed windows looking out to a zen landscape, or D. window draperies that perfectly coordinate with your chandelier, would you choose A, B, C or D?! If you’re sitting there puzzled 🤯 it’s because E. All of the above is the only answer. 👏 obvi // design @fleming.peter @evanegibbs , architecture @pfeffertorodearchitecture , 📷 @lesleemitchell
10/10 would live here. ✅ // 📷 @fleurde.lys
QUESTION!! Do you think if I propose to @colinking with a @costco diamond he’ll say YES?! OMG I’m SO nervous. Online shopping RIGHT NOW. OMG I hope he likes it!!!!!!!! 😤 swipe right to see the spot I’ll drop down on one knee!!!! 🤫 #ifyoulikeitputaringonit // design @eyeswoon , styling @colinking
Fight for the fairytale. It DOES exist. 🏡✨ // 📷 @aclotheshorse
If I buy the house, can you “throw in” that Jurassic Park car? Oh, and while you’re at it, “throw in” the bi-weekly lawn mower too. And I’ll get a Lancôme gift w/purchase bag too, right? 💄perfect. SOLD. 💸💸 THAT’S how you negotiate like a BO$$, my friends. on to the NEXT. 💅 // design unknown
@fritzhansen - are you sub-letting this space in your SF showroom? I can move in this weekend 🙋‍♀️ the Jackson Square Design Walk last night starting at @clivesfinteriors new showroom was a very inspiring evening being surrounded by so many creative and talented people ✨
I had zero chill before seeing this, but now I’m in the negatives. 📉 WHAT is this exotic specimen of a home. 👽 Ok ok let’s break down this down. A white brick home w/gray shingles and a driveway leading to a porte-cochere illuminated by glass and brass lanterns. Breathing, but barely. 🧘‍♀️ // design unknown
Leaving this here to bless your Monday. 🙏✋ Swipe ➡️ // design Studio Nune, 📷 @nicole_franzen
You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that’s what it’s like when I see this house. Only it’s better. 🍞 // design unknown
@ashleykane nails that effortlessly Parisian style. 🥇
Castles automatically trump all other home styles. Am I right, or am I right? 🙌 // 📷 @axelvervoordt
List of home decor styles I like: 1. modern farmhouse 2. modern spanish....and drum roll 🥁3. modern PARISIAN. 🥇👏 👏 // 📷 unknown
They make a really cute couple. Those chairs, of course. 🤗🤗 // design unknown
Life hack: get an ultra fluffy rug to ensure your dogs never leave the room when you’re catching up on all your fave bravo shows. 💡 // design @savmetcalf
Inspo for my modern span house. It doesn’t exist yet, but DON’T worry guys, I’ll film a BUNCH of stories when it does.🕺// design Pankonien Group